sodamnrelatable:

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i can do that when i was a kid

That would be nice 

Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous
Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay
Attractive boy: Hi I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive boy: Hi I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy: Hi I don't like you back
Attractive boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive boy: Hi I don't know that you exist
Attractive boy: Hi I'm a fictional character